Note to self:
1) Never see a popcorn flick alone
2) Never see a new Star Wars movie again
Check and check
Rather than waste your time reading a loud-mouthed malcontent's musings on Revenge of the Sith, I am going to link to the New Yorker's spot-on and very funny review of said turgid episode (link). I still think you should watch it, if only to find better ways of describing glossy banality. It'll be a mad lib! I saw Episode ___ and all I got was this lousy movie.
My entry: I saw Episode SUCK ...
The movie is given too much credit for not being as bad as the other two, and fans are actually happy to see something that's slightly better than crap. Then again, I'm not really a fan. Can't you tell?
It wasn't all bad though. Darth Vader kills and eats little children. You can't ask for better use of the PG-13 rating.